The Lord is my shepherd,

No matter how much they want.

He makes them lie down for nap time;

He shows me they can be still (temporarily);

This restores my soul;

He leads me in the path of holding my temper

For everyone’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the witching hour,

I will fear no tantrum;

For you are with me;

Your patience and your grace, they comfort me.

You helped me prepare a table before them, even if they won’t eat any of it.

Hopefully, no one’s head is anointed with dinner;

Someone’s cup always runs over.

Surely to goodness, with your mercy, maybe they wont follow me to the bathroom all the days of my life.

And I will dwell in the sweet memories forever.