The Lord is my shepherd,
No matter how much they want.
He makes them lie down for nap time;
He shows me they can be still (temporarily);
This restores my soul;
He leads me in the path of holding my temper
For everyone’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the witching hour,
I will fear no tantrum;
For you are with me;
Your patience and your grace, they comfort me.
You helped me prepare a table before them, even if they won’t eat any of it.
Hopefully, no one’s head is anointed with dinner;
Someone’s cup always runs over.
Surely to goodness, with your mercy, maybe they wont follow me to the bathroom all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in the sweet memories forever.